Going viral – #flashfiction

My contribution to Friday Fictioneers’ 100 word story – thank you to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields for hosting.

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Douglas M Macilroy

Some wore balaclavas, others Halloween masks or nylon stockings. He chose a diving helmet. It wasn’t the most practical thing. He got stuck in windows. It was heavy, making climbing walls a challenge and it obscured his vision.

“Why,” asked the policeman who caught him breaking in.

“Cos, nobody else has done it before. I might get famous.”

The cop laughed. “Well, if that’s what you want, I’ll take a picture and post it on Facebook.”

The post went viral, worldwide. The judge, however, didn’t care for such things.

Two years incarceration with no internet. He didn’t see that coming.

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8 comments

  1. Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame! 🙂

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    1. Even more these days with social media!

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  2. Not sure if I’d want to become famous in the “Stupid Criminals” category of news. LOL… funny story. Well done.

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    1. Thank you, it’s amazing how dumb some criminals are, probably why they get caught.

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  3. Who went to jail? The cop or the thief or both? I’m guessing judges frown on cops posting arrests on FB.

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    1. Probably both – I’ll leave it to you to decide who is more worthy of prison 🙂 thanks for commenting.

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  4. Love it. Greta reflection of life as it is nowadays.
    (No internet? Some sort of hanging judge?)

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  5. He’ll go down in history as well as just ‘going down’ I think. Nice one.

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